1. Satire pointless

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    February 1, 2017 by Mark Burton


    One of the unexpected downsides of the world going collectively insane is that it affords very little opportunity for comedy. …
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  2. Nothing to see here. Carry on.

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    May 2, 2016 by Mark Burton


    It’s been, somehow, 8 months since my last post on these pages. 8 months. I’ve been thinking about the reasons …
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  3. Labour confusing words again

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    August 17, 2015 by Mark Burton


    The Labour Party – Britain’s premier right of centre left wing political party – has started mixing up its words …
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  4. Glastonbury ‘just a muddy version of your office’

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    June 24, 2015 by Mark Burton


    Revellers arriving at Glastonbury for days of inebriated mayhem have been shocked to discover that all of their colleagues are …
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  5. Cycling the Alps: Tour du Mont Blanc

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    June 16, 2015 by Mark Burton


    Remember last year, when I signed up for that stupidly long, stupidly mountainous cycle tour, and complained about it endlessly? …
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  6. District Line gains sentience, turns feral

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    February 3, 2015 by Mark Burton


    In a terrifying turn of events, it has been confirmed that London’s least reliable Tube line has become a living …
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  7. UKIP song heralds hilarious new era of political broadcasts

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    October 21, 2014 by Mark Burton


    Nigel Farage and his band of people who are only saying what everyone else is thinking would like everyone to …
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