1. Satire pointless

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    February 1, 2017 by Mark Burton

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    One of the unexpected downsides of the world going collectively insane is that it affords very little opportunity for comedy. …
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  2. Nothing to see here. Carry on.

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    May 2, 2016 by Mark Burton


    It’s been, somehow, 8 months since my last post on these pages. 8 months. I’ve been thinking about the reasons …
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  3. Labour confusing words again

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    August 17, 2015 by Mark Burton

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    The Labour Party – Britain’s premier right of centre left wing political party – has started mixing up its words …
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  4. Glastonbury ‘just a muddy version of your office’

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    June 24, 2015 by Mark Burton

    Networking

    Revellers arriving at Glastonbury for days of inebriated mayhem have been shocked to discover that all of their colleagues are …
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  5. Cycling the Alps: Tour du Mont Blanc

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    June 16, 2015 by Mark Burton

    Considerably easier in a car

    Remember last year, when I signed up for that stupidly long, stupidly mountainous cycle tour, and complained about it endlessly? …
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  6. District Line gains sentience, turns feral

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    February 3, 2015 by Mark Burton

    Will almost certainly go to Richmond instead

    In a terrifying turn of events, it has been confirmed that London’s least reliable Tube line has become a living …
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  7. UKIP song heralds hilarious new era of political broadcasts

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    October 21, 2014 by Mark Burton

    Well it works for Vladimir

    Nigel Farage and his band of people who are only saying what everyone else is thinking would like everyone to …
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