Monthly Archives: February 2013

  1. Shut up. It’s food, not the renaissance.

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    February 25, 2013 by Mark Burton


    I think I have to stop watching television. Based on my extensive research, if you turn on the telly there …
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  2. “Er, you can’t just quit mate”, God tells Pope

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    February 11, 2013 by Mark Burton


    God has reacted furiously after his representative on Earth declared he was resigning from a post which is very much …
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  3. New record for sentences beginning with ‘I’m not a homophobe, but…’

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    February 5, 2013 by Mark Burton


    Britain’s self-professed homophobes have suffered an uneasy day today as they furiously battled not to be seen as homophobes whilst …
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