Monthly Archives: May 2013

  1. Skincare adverts ‘based entirely on what genitals you have’

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    May 27, 2013 by Mark Burton


    Advertising agencies have finally admitted that every deodorant, skincare or hair or fragrance advert they have ever created revolves completely …
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  2. George Michael ‘surprisingly un-dead’

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    May 21, 2013 by Mark Burton


    Is George Michael actually a human being? Like a real one, without any animatronic or Wolverine-like qualities? News has broken …
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  3. Exercise update: Alive and mostly intact

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    May 12, 2013 by Mark Burton


    I survived! Worship me, I am a Colossus! Obviously I’m not, but since I got over the line I’m going …
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  4. Exercise Update: Pray for me

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    May 8, 2013 by Mark Burton


    Right then. Crunch time. It has dawned on me that the Rat Race, aka the point of my life where …
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