Category Archives: Attempted satire

  1. Satire pointless

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    February 1, 2017 by Mark Burton

    One of the unexpected downsides of the world going collectively insane is that it affords very little opportunity for comedy. …
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  2. Nothing to see here. Carry on.

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    May 2, 2016 by Mark Burton

    It’s been, somehow, 8 months since my last post on these pages. 8 months. I’ve been thinking about the reasons …
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  3. Labour confusing words again

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    August 17, 2015 by Mark Burton

    The Labour Party – Britain’s premier right of centre left wing political party – has started mixing up its words …
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  4. Every Scot to get luxury jet to stay in UK

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    September 8, 2014 by Mark Burton

    The Better Together campaign has denied descending into panic while simultaneously promising the whole Scots population lavish gifts. As the …
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  5. Television out of ideas

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    September 1, 2014 by Mark Burton

    All viable ideas for television programmes have been used, broadcasters fear. The hour-long, recurring, behind-the-scenes documentary about how teams are …
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  6. Tossers replaced by arseholes in political earthquake

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    May 27, 2014 by Mark Burton

    UKIP leader Nigel Farage has declared a glorious new era in British politics after his shower of arseholes narrowly defeated …
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  7. Seven a day ‘is not an April Fool’s joke’, say scientists

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    April 1, 2014 by Mark Burton

    The clearly laughable call from health professionals for Britons to eat at least seven portions of fruit and veg a …
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