Category Archives: Rants

  1. “Strong, stable leadership”, confirms May

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    April 28, 2017 by Mark Burton


    “For the avoidance of doubt, strong, stable leadership”, continued the prime minister. “And if you’re unsure what I mean by …
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  2. Voters caught between rock, hard place, various pointy objects, and large turd

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    April 18, 2017 by Mark Burton


    And that’s exactly where Theresa May wants them. “Mock my red, white and blue Brexit will you? Fine, but don’t …
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  3. District Line gains sentience, turns feral

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    February 3, 2015 by Mark Burton


    In a terrifying turn of events, it has been confirmed that London’s least reliable Tube line has become a living …
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  4. “Thank you for travelling on the Central line”

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    September 16, 2014 by Mark Burton


    Eh? Did that actually happen? Right, status check: Am I still asleep? No. Am I drunk? No. Is the body …
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  5. Television out of ideas

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    September 1, 2014 by Mark Burton


    All viable ideas for television programmes have been used, broadcasters fear. The hour-long, recurring, behind-the-scenes documentary about how teams are …
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  6. Tossers replaced by arseholes in political earthquake

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    May 27, 2014 by Mark Burton


    UKIP leader Nigel Farage has declared a glorious new era in British politics after his shower of arseholes narrowly defeated …
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  7. All companies now entirely creepy

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    April 23, 2014 by Mark Burton


    It’s nice to be loved. A few weeks ago I got an email saying that somebody missed me very much. …
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