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  1. Glastonbury ‘just a muddy version of your office’

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    June 24, 2015 by Mark Burton


    Revellers arriving at Glastonbury for days of inebriated mayhem have been shocked to discover that all of their colleagues are …
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  2. Cycling the Alps: Tour du Mont Blanc

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    June 16, 2015 by Mark Burton


    Remember last year, when I signed up for that stupidly long, stupidly mountainous cycle tour, and complained about it endlessly? …
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  3. UKIP song heralds hilarious new era of political broadcasts

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    October 21, 2014 by Mark Burton


    Nigel Farage and his band of people who are only saying what everyone else is thinking would like everyone to …
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  4. Ants preparing for annual airborne assault

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    July 3, 2014 by Mark Burton


    Ants across the UK are doubling in size and roaming the streets menacingly in the build up to their annual attempt …
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  5. New Year celebrations ‘somewhat premature’

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    January 3, 2014 by Mark Burton


    As 2014 rumbles into its third consecutive day of being unfathomably awful, the wild celebrations and raised hopes of the …
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  6. Met Office: Shit about to get real

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    October 27, 2013 by Mark Burton


    The UK’s chief weather service has warned southern Britain that it’s in for a windy pounding on Sunday night as …
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  7. Grand Theft Auto V: A clear and present danger to society

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    September 23, 2013 by Mark Burton


    What did you do this weekend? Here are some of the things I did: I drove a superbike up a …
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