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  1. Back in the saddle: the Etape 2018

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    June 11, 2018 by Mark B

    A few years ago, I went through a slightly odd phase of signing up to long distance cycle tours. You …
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  2. Glastonbury ‘just a muddy version of your office’

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    June 24, 2015 by Mark B

    Revellers arriving at Glastonbury for days of inebriated mayhem have been shocked to discover that all of their colleagues are …
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  3. Cycling the Alps: Tour du Mont Blanc

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    June 16, 2015 by Mark B

    Remember last year, when I signed up for that stupidly long, stupidly mountainous cycle tour, and complained about it endlessly? …
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  4. UKIP song heralds hilarious new era of political broadcasts

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    October 21, 2014 by Mark B

    Nigel Farage and his band of people who are only saying what everyone else is thinking would like everyone to …
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  5. Ants preparing for annual airborne assault

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    July 3, 2014 by Mark B

    Ants across the UK are doubling in size and roaming the streets menacingly in the build up to┬átheir annual attempt …
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  6. New Year celebrations ‘somewhat premature’

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    January 3, 2014 by Mark B

    As 2014 rumbles into its third consecutive day of being unfathomably awful, the wild celebrations and raised hopes of the …
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  7. Met Office: Shit about to get real

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    October 27, 2013 by Mark B

    The UK’s chief weather service has warned southern Britain that it’s in for a windy pounding on Sunday night as …
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