1. Television out of ideas

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    September 1, 2014 by Mark Burton

    All viable ideas for television programmes have been used, broadcasters fear. The hour-long, recurring, behind-the-scenes documentary about how teams are …
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  2. High Alps Challenge -a week of going up mountains on a bicycle

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    July 24, 2014 by Mark Burton

    So here it is then, the write up that literally three of you have all been waiting for. As you …
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  3. Ants preparing for annual airborne assault

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    July 3, 2014 by Mark Burton

    Ants across the UK are doubling in size and roaming the streets menacingly in the build up to their annual attempt …
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  4. Cycling Training 1: London to Brighton*

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    May 31, 2014 by Mark Burton

    *nearly. I’m pleased to announce that Alps training has started in earnest. Today I embarked upon the challenging 85km route …
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  5. Tossers replaced by arseholes in political earthquake

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    May 27, 2014 by Mark Burton

    UKIP leader Nigel Farage has declared a glorious new era in British politics after his shower of arseholes narrowly defeated …
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  6. Stupid decision #6,322: Cycling the Alps

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    May 12, 2014 by Mark Burton

    You’d have thought I’d have learned not to yes to charity challenges without thinking after the previous travails of Skydiving …
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  7. All companies now entirely creepy

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    April 23, 2014 by Mark Burton

    It’s nice to be loved. A few weeks ago I got an email saying that somebody missed me very much. …
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