Tag Archives: britain

  1. Voters caught between rock, hard place, various pointy objects, and large turd

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    April 18, 2017 by Mark Burton

    And that’s exactly where Theresa May wants them. “Mock my red, white and blue Brexit will you? Fine, but don’t …
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  2. Labour confusing words again

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    August 17, 2015 by Mark Burton

    The Labour Party – Britain’s premier right of centre left wing political party – has started mixing up its words …
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  3. Glastonbury ‘just a muddy version of your office’

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    June 24, 2015 by Mark Burton

    Revellers arriving at Glastonbury for days of inebriated mayhem have been shocked to discover that all of their colleagues are …
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  4. UKIP song heralds hilarious new era of political broadcasts

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    October 21, 2014 by Mark Burton

    Nigel Farage and his band of people who are only saying what everyone else is thinking would like everyone to …
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  5. Every Scot to get luxury jet to stay in UK

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    September 8, 2014 by Mark Burton

    The Better Together campaign has denied descending into panic while simultaneously promising the whole Scots population lavish gifts. As the …
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  6. Television out of ideas

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    September 1, 2014 by Mark Burton

    All viable ideas for television programmes have been used, broadcasters fear. The hour-long, recurring, behind-the-scenes documentary about how teams are …
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  7. Tossers replaced by arseholes in political earthquake

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    May 27, 2014 by Mark Burton

    UKIP leader Nigel Farage has declared a glorious new era in British politics after his shower of arseholes narrowly defeated …
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