Tag Archives: london

  1. Glastonbury ‘just a muddy version of your office’

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    June 24, 2015 by Mark Burton

    Revellers arriving at Glastonbury for days of inebriated mayhem have been shocked to discover that all of their colleagues are …
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  2. District Line gains sentience, turns feral

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    February 3, 2015 by Mark Burton

    In a terrifying turn of events, it has been confirmed that London’s least reliable Tube line has become a living …
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  3. “Thank you for travelling on the Central line”

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    September 16, 2014 by Mark Burton

    Eh? Did that actually happen? Right, status check: Am I still asleep? No. Am I drunk? No. Is the body …
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  4. London hyperbole levels return to normal

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    February 8, 2014 by Mark Burton

    Hyperbole, exaggeration and ridiculously self-important statements have finally receded in London following last week’s tube strikes. Following 48 hours of …
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  5. ‘Anyone throwing American footballs will be ejected from the cinema’ – The Room, Prince Charles Cinema

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    November 17, 2013 by Mark Burton

    You just know it’s going to be a good night when that’s up on the screen don’t you? And it …
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  6. Sewers ‘tooling up’ at alarming rate

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    August 6, 2013 by Mark Burton

    Britain’s underground passages have launched a sinister war against humanity. The Subterranean Effluent, Water and Everyday Rubbish Society, or sewers …
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  7. Shut up. It’s food, not the renaissance.

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    February 25, 2013 by Mark Burton

    I think I have to stop watching television. Based on my extensive research, if you turn on the telly there …
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