Tag Archives: news

  1. The General Election Player Ratings 2017

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    June 7, 2017 by Mark Burton


    As I have literally nothing original to add to this squalid, tawdry election, and certainly nothing that will change any …
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  2. “Strong, stable leadership”, confirms May

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    April 28, 2017 by Mark Burton


    “For the avoidance of doubt, strong, stable leadership”, continued the prime minister. “And if you’re unsure what I mean by …
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  3. Voters caught between rock, hard place, various pointy objects, and large turd

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    April 18, 2017 by Mark Burton


    And that’s exactly where Theresa May wants them. “Mock my red, white and blue Brexit will you? Fine, but don’t …
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  4. Seven a day ‘is not an April Fool’s joke’, say scientists

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    April 1, 2014 by Mark Burton


    The clearly laughable call from health professionals for Britons to eat at least seven portions of fruit and veg a …
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  5. Russians definitely not invading Crimea, say Russians

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    March 3, 2014 by Mark Burton


    The bit where all those Russians with guns have invaded another country definitely isn’t an invasion, according to Russia. The …
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  6. London hyperbole levels return to normal

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    February 8, 2014 by Mark Burton


    Hyperbole, exaggeration and ridiculously self-important statements have finally receded in London following last week’s tube strikes. Following 48 hours of …
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  7. New Year celebrations ‘somewhat premature’

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    January 3, 2014 by Mark Burton


    As 2014 rumbles into its third consecutive day of being unfathomably awful, the wild celebrations and raised hopes of the …
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