Tag Archives: rant

  1. “Thank you for travelling on the Central line”

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    September 16, 2014 by Mark Burton

    Eh? Did that actually happen? Right, status check: Am I still asleep? No. Am I drunk? No. Is the body …
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  2. World vents anger at lack of lab-grown chips

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    August 5, 2013 by Mark Burton

    Scientists have today faced the wrath of the western world by announcing that they are yet to grow chips in …
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  3. Manning celebrates ‘slap on the wrist’ verdict

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    July 30, 2013 by Mark Burton

    Bradley Manning, the world’s most dangerous human being ever, is tonight celebrating the fact that he’ll only be in prison …
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  4. Skincare adverts ‘based entirely on what genitals you have’

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    May 27, 2013 by Mark Burton

    Advertising agencies have finally admitted that every deodorant, skincare or hair or fragrance advert they have ever created revolves completely …
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  5. Elderly woman dies

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    April 8, 2013 by Mark Burton

    How much more coverage do we need? And before you start, this is not a post about the death of …
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  6. You do understand the concept of March, don’t you?

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    March 11, 2013 by Mark Burton

    Ah yes, March. The first wafts of Spring. Winter receding into a memory of warm fires and mulled wine. Sunshine. …
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  7. Shut up. It’s food, not the renaissance.

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    February 25, 2013 by Mark Burton

    I think I have to stop watching television. Based on my extensive research, if you turn on the telly there …
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