Tag Archives: summer

  1. Glastonbury ‘just a muddy version of your office’

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    June 24, 2015 by Mark Burton


    Revellers arriving at Glastonbury for days of inebriated mayhem have been shocked to discover that all of their colleagues are …
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  2. Ants preparing for annual airborne assault

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    July 3, 2014 by Mark Burton


    Ants across the UK are doubling in size and roaming the streets menacingly in the build up to their annual attempt …
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  3. ‘No plans to impose hosepipe ban’ after 1 sodding week of sunshine

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    July 16, 2013 by Mark Burton


    In an announcement that literally nobody asked for, it has been revealed that there are no plans for an imminent …
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  4. An Englishman’s Guide: Mallorca Pt 2

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    July 22, 2012 by Mark Burton


    Thinking about it, this section is going to be largely based around alcohol, and accurately recalling experiences involving copious amounts …
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  5. An Englishman’s Guide: Mallorca Pt 1

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    July 16, 2012 by Mark Burton


    Bought to you by me! An idiot in a jaunty hat. So, Mallorca. Those of you with a passing knowledge …
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